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Somewhat unimpressed with my cheap, shitty paring knife.

I don't know why it delights me that the Brits built a tea kettle into their main battle tank, but I can confirm that it does.

Boss Level

Settle down, tiger

"I'm comin' for you, JB. And bland, non specific plot points are comin' with me!" - Marshal ChatGPT

Snip!

Proper Chips

A dog is hiding in this photo.

A bird strangles itself.

West End Strength

I'll take my apology black, with a dash of sweet revenge.

You're seeing it wrong.

Fried

My Top Five Amazing Post Apocalyptic Self Improvement Hacks That You Need to Action Today

Random dad wins.

Same.

Texas breakfast, Singapore edition.

The Habits of January.

The day that never happened.

M-60s for Ukraine?

The joy of new sneakers.

Naked iPhone

Apple gets into creepy AI narrated audio books.

The Vagabond Club Whisky Library

Alcoholic Vodka

The Washington Post wants me to do a deep clean of my entire house, and this is what's wrong with the media today.

Rogue heroes.

What I did on my holiday

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