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The Dave and Threshy Christmas Special.

This is the face of the dog that ate Bookclub.

Gah. Zoom.

Doesn't feel much like Christmas yet, does it?

The Chia Seed Pudding Pod.

Thinking of not reading the news for a while.

Bookclub meets on 21 Dec.

Reverse werewolf.

And cybertrucks for all.


Day off.

It's a comin'

Back under the knife

Damn. The end of the year snuck up on me.


Furiousa and Fallout.

Nice work on the freebies, everyone.

All your Christmas books have come at once.

It's funny because it's true.

Zero Day Code box set dropping this week.

Who doesn't love a good sniper story?

Double goog.

The Festival of Forbidden Foods.

Words are wind.

Giving myself Level 50 status

Sip that beer slooooowly.

Watched Master and Commander for the 87th time.

Thar be pirates, Dutchy.

Coyote v. Acme

Shorter of breath and one blogging platform closer to death.

The Finishers

Short story and Bookclub.

Reading as coping.

I want my Universal Translator.

Checked out.

Holly, by Stephen King.

Someone should write a book about this!

Highly paid boss needs help with photocopier.

Robot Smoothie War 1. Humanity wins.

D'oh! Toe.

Gnashing my teeth.

The war of the Info Ops.

‘She Eats, She Pays, She Gets the Fuck Out’

The Chinese Ministry of State Security has been reading my books.

Comedians only care about comedy.

I'll take my Nobel Prize for BBQ now thanks.

Pour one out for Big Al, the Mayor of Humpybong.

Behind the scenes on The Final Countdown.

"Siren kings: New Zealand city plagued by Céline Dion ‘speaker battles’"

Back to my desk. Slowly.

Guest pod. Jason and Elana. “Who are we to judge our ancestors.”

el Goog, é Morto.

Incompetent bag thieves

Broke my pizza drought

Watched Foundation S2. It was good.

Finally got my protein in.

STALIN’S HAMMER: All the stuff that happened before World War 3.1.

The most expensive part is sitting down

The Axis of Time returns with World War 3.1

Bulgaria’s second shittiest bus line welcomes you!

Hot dogs are sophisticated now. The French say so.

Ho Chi Minh Food Tour.

A drink at the Continental

Manuscript away.

This close


My Jeep Saga

I made my first pot of chilli last night.

The blurb race.

Kim Jong Un saves the world!


Working weekend.

Resisting the urge to buy new Kindle.

Prigozhin? More like Prigozhout! Amirite!

Pour one out for Disco Stu.

A wee dram wi' the Admiral.

Science nerds, assemble!

Late start

So that's where fantasy epics came from.

"Am I ever gonna see your face again..."

Sandwich Week continues at the Burger.

What's deal with Orange Jerry?

The Perfect Sando.

Nothing unites the people of earth like an attack from Mars.

Fusion power breakthrough repeated in California lab for second time

What's on? Not much.

Trackpad kerputten.

Watching S2 of Foundation. Not disliking it as much.

Multitasking is bullshit. Multitasking is great.

Kindness and intelligence.

Pizza pairings?

Scary movie

Oppenheimer's famous martini.



X marks the spot.

Who knew you could clean pants?!

Waiting for the lurgy.

Spendy ham.

Mission Impossible: Creative Risk


The rapping cabbie.

Maybe log off Strava, 007.

These are not the Star Wars story bots you're looking for.

We have Engaged the Borg: The Oral history of the battle of Wolf 359

I'll be back, with burritos.

Maybe just a little wetwork? Just a smidge?

More nowhere men.

Nowhere Man.

Worst book tours ever.

I thought you were supposed to need less sleep as you got older.

Big Fat Milestone.

Alone, er, Straya

The first rule of No Rules Street Fighting Club is...

D'yavagoodweekend, Vlad?

WW 3.1 off the editors, again.

Should I watch cricket again?

Dumbest fitness fad of the last five minutes.

Pivoting away from video.

I for one welcome, etc, etc.

The last sub.

Night Shift.

Buffet of infinite doom.

Groundhog Down.

Ted Lasso. Elana has thoughts and feels.

Let them fight!

Ted Lasso discussion thread. For Elana.

Denim mountain.

And where's the butter?

The worlds around you.

My thoughts on the Apple headset launch.

That time Saddam wanted to kill Andre the Giant.

Not at all terrifying.

Unplanned reading day.

Of course we can't all be Barbie.

Justice for Ken!

The Stone Marker.

"Inside the CIA's secret quest to unlock time travel with user beams powered by the human mind."

"You can't blow it out. It's already in the brain."

"I found you," she whispered. "I finally found you."

Food crime

"Blue skies smiling at me..."

Wondering if I should read some Martin Amis?

Will JB get an Apple headset?

Busy morning, so Imma let Mr Turtledove get you started.

Use the Force... against Nazis!

Post princess syndrome.

Refusing to take yes for an answer.

Breakfast in Canberra

Public. ((Shudder))

Sunday chat with Irvine Welsh

A new weapon in the robot wars: pencil and paper.

Millennials officially grumpy and old now.

In Canberra next Monday night.

Double R on the strike.

That was a day.

Dark Forest theory.

Cold walk.

Uhtred, interrupted.

This is frustrating

The chair is John Wick's dog

Decided to try Italian again

Finished a thing.

A good walk, ruined.

Top o' the world.

Switched up my martini order.

Is this thing still on?

Watched The Night Agent, on Netflix.

A requiem for the newsroom.

More thoughts on AI art.

So the army is the Marine Corps now?

Finished Picard S3. Enjoyed it.

Same but different.

Day 263 of not being allowed to use my own office chair.

Let me tell you about my groin.

Seven kings

Juggling all the things.

Dead Island too!

Wobbly blog.

The postman always scams twice.

If you have to explain a joke...

Yeah, I got some baggage.

Folded, not scrambled.


Brisbane. Sunny one day, a sanctuary city in a world overrun by the hordes of Hell the next.

"I hunted down the reviewer who was trashing my books on Amazon"

What I did on my weekend.

The long Good Friday

Fifteen, emotionally.

You've gone too far this time, Uber eats!

New migraine cure just dropped.

Yes, it me.

Nap time.

The bubble outside history goes pop.

Somebody talked about Fight Club.

I didn't even think about this for Weapons of Choice.

I would totally eat a mammoth meatball.

Those dope testers got some splainin' to do.

Meat 'n' 3 veg.

The best parmesan cheese is from... Wisconsin.

These words walk into a bar...

Be the boss of dancing.

Enforced day off.

The strong correlation between chocolate eating and Nobel Prize having.

The sounds of silence

Stop making sense again.


A PC? In my house?!?


The Bowlo

Just thought I'd leave this here. No reason.

Yeah, nah, don't think so, Reuters.

Back to the mat.

Sometimes you just have to get punchd in the face. Again and again and...

I am basically a twisted homunculus.

I think I found my favourite new bar.

Shared procrastinating space.

Ukraine gets the Studs Terkel treatment.

Saturday morning cake.

The big grift begins...

Did The Federation ban AI technology?

And this is even more terrifying.

Got very excited at this laser pack story. Then got a little bit scared.

Apple finds a way.

And unto hard rubbish ye shall return.

The Silence

Like a version...

Greatest ending to a lost dog story ever.

Gen Z break up.

Dear Sirs, I never thought it would happen to me, but...

Somewhat unimpressed with my cheap, shitty paring knife.

I don't know why it delights me that the Brits built a tea kettle into their main battle tank, but I can confirm that it does.

Boss Level

Settle down, tiger

"I'm comin' for you, JB. And bland, non specific plot points are comin' with me!" - Marshal ChatGPT


Proper Chips

A dog is hiding in this photo.

A bird strangles itself.

West End Strength

I'll take my apology black, with a dash of sweet revenge.

You're seeing it wrong.


My Top Five Amazing Post Apocalyptic Self Improvement Hacks That You Need to Action Today

Random dad wins.


Texas breakfast, Singapore edition.

The Habits of January.

The day that never happened.

M-60s for Ukraine?

The joy of new sneakers.

Naked iPhone

Apple gets into creepy AI narrated audio books.

The Vagabond Club Whisky Library

Alcoholic Vodka

The Washington Post wants me to do a deep clean of my entire house, and this is what's wrong with the media today.

Rogue heroes.

What I did on my holiday