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Aug 31, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

It sounds excellent, and I would do it if I didn't live with a band of chilli-weaklings. At the rate I'm going, I'll soon be divorced or dead, so maybe there's some hope.

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Aug 31, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

Dan Black would probably know a good chilli recipe or two. Slim Jim would have a franchise.

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Omigod yes he would. That is peak Slim Jim Enterprises.

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Aug 31, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

chuck steak sounds waaay to fancy for chili! Gotta just use 500grams of beef mince.

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Aug 31, 2023·edited Aug 31, 2023

nods, pork mince or 50/50 mix also works. Personally I also add Capiscum/Bellpepper/Paprika (I use 3 of those), a small can of corn, mushrooms and diced bacon in the mix and dump in a small can of tomato paste ( https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/90260/essentials-tomato-paste ) instead of real tomatoes. And know that you can cheat on the spices: https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/93445/old-el-paso-chili-con-carne-spice-mix-chilli-spice-mix

An often forgotten treat is by the way adding 100g of grated/shredded cheese (https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/729026/woolworths-tasty-shredded-cheese), preferably something old. I use 5* Gouda, but any hard cheese (cheddar, emmentaler) will do. And it probably simmers quite nicely in a dutch oven on an Egg too ;-)

I'll send you my recipe, JB. Enjoy

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Aug 31, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

Oh mate, wait until you start pairing that shit with cornbread (with the requisite dive down the sweet/savoury/north/south rabbithole).

If you can get your hands on proper, dried, smoked chilli-peppers? Omg.

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anything like that and is too runny is just asking for rice to be the base :)

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If it has beans in it, it’s not chili, it’s a stew.

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When you figure out the right amount liquid to add, consider replacing half of it with beer

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Ooh!

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Guinness?

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Why not? I generally use any pilsner hanging around.

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Do you think it is possible to make this meal using fake meat? Asking for a vego friend.

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Yes, but it will be terrible.

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That does sound delicious. So has the house descended into a men_without_babes Vibe yet

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I am afraid so.

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