Sitemap - 2021 - CheeseburgerGothic
"Much mourning in the many glamorous locales she went bankrupt in..."
Meater probe review. (Sort of)
I gets the Apple welfare so I pays the Apple tax.
Well this really tested my meagre mechanical engineering skills.
The global supply chain crisis is finally over!
Marvel at this Uptown Funkster.
A theory and taxonomy of 1990s Dad thrillers.
The second half of that beer is not worth drinking.
Betty's Burger's Lobster Roll.
The global supply chain crisis has one and only one upside.
AirPods and dictation on Word.
What do you mean 'strange', Emily?
A solar flare, a metal axe and a wooden stump walked into a radio carbon dating laboratory.
I decided to buy a Swiss Army knife.
Nippers training for old blokes.
Still no egg, but many preparations for egg.
Inflating my withered chest balloons
Saying goodbye to an old mate.
Weapons of Choice and the culture war.
Watched Foundation on the, er, big screen.
Conan needs an ultra wide monitor.
Ian McEwan gets C+ for essay on Ian McEwan
Bad leadership is something other leaders do.
Deal or no deal, the nuclear sub thing is too thinky to think about.
Nick Cave's great Charlie Watts story
Weapons of Choice concept art.
You've gone too far this time Xi Jinping!
Filling a big green egg-shaped hole in my heart.
Roof gardens. Not just for possums now.
The U.S. Military's Super Sandwich
'France Gave Teenagers $350 for Culture. They’re Buying Comic Books.'
Really hope I didn't give those Chinese hackers any ideas...
Deadpool and Korg goggleboxing
I keep getting this close to shutting down Facebook.
Quentin Tarantino and the 30 page rule
The Skills and Language of Jujitsu.
Podcast suggestion: The Rest is History
Scientists talking about the science of AstraZeneca. For a change.
Weapons of Choice. (AFA essay)
The Shattered Skies style sheet.
Well played, murderous Russian dictator. Well played.
The Tomorrow War is good, you fools.
"I used to be a normal urinator. Then I reached my 50s."
Happy 4th to my American readers.
I think we all know what actually happened here.
Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone and I am so here for it.
An oral history of Terminator 2.
Turns out music critics are history's greatest monsters.
Apple's Dad Rock Playlist has stared into my soul and seen the inner void staring back.
You can get bad pizza in Rome, you know.
When did the end of the world stop being fun?
The Failed Promise of the Aerobics Revolution.
Yes, Weapons has been optioned. Yes, there is a screenplay.
Just one wafer thin narrative slice?
The Shattered Skies/Cover Reveal
The end of The End of the World. Finally!
I was wrong about the end of the world.
From the Department of Predictable Consequences...
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
Pay me in exposure. No, you pay me *for* exposure.
Destroyed by Umberto Eco's crazy Escher print book warehouse.