It’s been a long time since I followed the cricket, or any sport really. Writing about it up close as a correspondent for Inside Sport kinda put me off. Enough that until this week I couldn’t have told you who Tim Paine was. Well, now I know.
He’s the guy who sent the dick pic. And, like, the Aussie cricket captain or something.
But I’ll always think of him as ‘that dick pic guy’.
I’m guessing that didn’t occur to him as he dropped pants and focussed his phone on the middle stump.
I’m honestly at loss to understand what goes through any bloke’s mind at that point. Other than for medical purposes why would you ever do that? It’s not like it’s ever going to make a pretty picture.
Allow me to speak for all of womenkind when I reassure all of mankind that if we ever want to see a picture of your dick we'll ask you for it. There is absolutely no need to send us one otherwise, and yes it's sexual harassment 🙄
And I'm going to take an educated guess that those, like me, who have made light of it in our comments below are in no way seeking to diminish the fact that it is sexual harassment.
It’s fucking gross. My daughter got some a couple of years ago. I took it to the cops but the source was some freak in Lithgow. Once they saw he wasn’t in the jurisdiction they gave up.
She learned how to use the block function pretty quickly. And I’ve got his address tucked away somewhere. One thing about the pando, the border closures stopped me doing anything stupid.
Oops, I wrote my comment before I read everyone else's! I didn't mean to sub-comment you all, he deserves all the mockery you guys have seen fit to provide 😊
Surely it'd be like Bladerunner and Deckard's searching for the right bit of detail in the image: enhance 224 to 176, pan right, enhance 34-46, track left... and for what?
Allow me to speak for all of womenkind when I reassure all of mankind that if we ever want to see a picture of your dick we'll ask you for it. There is absolutely no need to send us one otherwise, and yes it's sexual harassment 🙄
Absolutely right, Elana.
And I'm going to take an educated guess that those, like me, who have made light of it in our comments below are in no way seeking to diminish the fact that it is sexual harassment.
It’s fucking gross. My daughter got some a couple of years ago. I took it to the cops but the source was some freak in Lithgow. Once they saw he wasn’t in the jurisdiction they gave up.
John that's awful, I'm so sorry your daughter had to go through that. How vile.
She learned how to use the block function pretty quickly. And I’ve got his address tucked away somewhere. One thing about the pando, the border closures stopped me doing anything stupid.
Mate
They bullshitted you to avoid work
The law states it an offence in the state it was send AND the state it was received
Not good enough QLD cops
Yeah I got that impression.
You have to give it to QLD police, they see all sides, possibly even mores the alleged offenders'.
Plenty of places near Lithgow where someone could just disappear.
Lithgow is a dank place. Not surprised it was someone from there. I could do a letterbox drop for you ; )
Oops, I wrote my comment before I read everyone else's! I didn't mean to sub-comment you all, he deserves all the mockery you guys have seen fit to provide 😊
Nah, your comment is spot on. You made me realise that I risked coming across as diminishing it, rather than mocking it.
Surely it'd be like Bladerunner and Deckard's searching for the right bit of detail in the image: enhance 224 to 176, pan right, enhance 34-46, track left... and for what?
Turns out it was a no-ball anyway.
Ohhh that's who he is, I occasionally saw the name pop up on my social media but I didn't look him up. Now you have saved me the trouble.
I’m always reminded of what the droid from Red Dwarf used to say- “ahh yess - the old last chicken in the shop look..”.
A joke is one thing, but there is a reason they’re called private parts…
JB what was it about being up close to cricket that put you off?
They’re a bunch of cunts
Some people just have too time on their hands.
Hmmm…what shall I do today?
It is beyond my understanding also. There are a lot of instances of this in the US, but it has faded as of late.