This essay on a neighbouring substack about life before the iPhone is pretty funny and a little disturbing. The past really was another country, with terrible wifi.
There was no surveillance of the streets. Crimes occurred and there was no footage to review. Planes crashed and we only saw the wreckage. There were no body cams and only spies could install hidden cameras. I trusted the nanny. We all did. It must have been a field day for nannies.
I was rejected to my face and broken up with in person. I was not polyamorous and, truth be told, was gleeful if just one woman agreed to be in a relationship with me. In order to go on a date, I had to approach a woman, talk to her, get her number, call her, talk to her again, and ask her out. It was Kafkaesque. Once plans were made, I showed up without any further contact to check whether we were, in fact, “still on for tonight,” "running late,” “at the bar,” “in the back,” or “here.” It’s a miracle we ever found each other.
News was not breaking and I was not alerted. Being elite was a good thing and being a Nazi frowned upon. Scientists were trusted and conspiracy theories were for tinfoil kooks. The only content users generated was letters to the editor.
The whole thing is worth a read. It reminded me of a bit these guys used to do on 4ZZZ each night. ‘What’s On in Brisbane’. They’d flicked through the newspaper, making odd sounds and grunts, and occasionally going, “Yeah, nah, not much.”
One of the pluses of the modern era is all these good young men and good young women being able to develop free and positive communications via the interwebs and having all these valuable, private, deep, diverse and very communicative group relationships.
In the old days it was,
I would like to have a chat with Robyn just because I enjoy talking to her. Ring her. The phone would be in the the central nexus of the family house. The whole families at each house would be listening in. It was pretty fked and stifling.
One of the pluses of the modern era is all these good young men and good young women being able to develop free and positive communications via the interwebs and having all these valuable, private, deep, diverse and very communicative group relationships.
In the old days it was,
I would like to have a chat with Robyn just because I enjoy talking to her. Ring her. The phone would be in the the central nexus of the family house. The whole families at each house would be listening in. It was pretty fked and stifling.
Being a Nazi is still frowned upon, right?
I do remember the waiting. Long stretches where nothing happened. I miss those. Perhaps that's why we like to travel?
I used to carry a book with me for those long stretches.
I used to read books. Damn internet & devices ruined that. Now I can't e-read for long because, ooh look, shiny thing on another tab.
I still carry a book with me for public transport or waiting in places like doctor's waiting rooms. I try NOT to be beholden to the device!
I remember reading