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Oct 22, 2021Liked by John Birmingham

I didn't know I needed a Swiss Army knife until now; how I have survived this long without one is now a mystery.

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IKR!

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I have no idea what the little hook is for.

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Yes, but for what???

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Getting to those difficult bits of crab meat?

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https://youtu.be/srbipWJYOGM

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Movies have been made about this hook 😁

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Oh. My. God.

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Now you know why I gave Heidi such an awful accent 😁

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This is the best YouTube video ever made.

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But is there a Rule 34 Hentai hook video?

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For me, it's not so much that there is a YouTube video of the hook. It's that there are a series of videos about the pocket knife as a whole.

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Those little knives are handy. I like the fairly basic ones, as pictured above. In terms of what I use daily, I use a locking Camillus 3.5 blade. Gets the job done. Multi-tools are nice, too.

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I've carried a small one in my pocket nearly every day for the past 8 years and I've been amazed how much I use it! Ironically the knife is probably the least used tool!

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The hook is obviously for pulling out the nose ring of an unruly barista

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All I can say is proper locking knives/tools

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my leatherman is a godsend - but i need something a bit bigger than a SAK because i'm out doing heavy duty stuff with it. I still have my three bladed pocket knife that i got in cubs. That knife has been places and it would wreck me if i ever lost it

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The most important tool hasn’t been extended in that pic…the emergency corkscrew.

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Gerber multi tool. Pliers are the deal maker.

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