Had a very quiet night at jujitsu last night because of some pretty unpleasant pain in my right shoulder. I thought it was from a biopsy my doctor took to check an emerging skin cancer.

Nope.

I realised by the end of the night that I had done myself a whoopsee. Not on the mat in some willing encounter with a highly trained fighter.

Nope.

I made a hurty-boo-boo for myself editing a manuscript all day and forgetting to change my trackpad from left hand to right at regular intervals.

This morning it feels like I’ve been struck by an arrow in the scapula. But a cartoon arrow. Still painful, but faintly ridiculous.