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Agh! They shaved me. All over. I am a hairless man-ape and I do not like it!

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When I had some heart stuff going on, they only shaved the bits they needed to, so I looked very ratty afterwards. I completed the job myself, and after 40 years there are some things that should just remain unseen.

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Did they shave or did they wax? If the latter you are now vaxed and waxed ;-)

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Why on earth for? Just where is this tube going?

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Two tubes. In through the rib cage.

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Ooh it's going to itch like a mofo as it grows back 😳

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Gaaaaah!

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this device brings back memories of of being a little tacker and suffering from asthma. My sisters and I all had to have a go on this thing at one stage. Hope its going well.

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Sounds a bit sucky for you John. Hope it all goes well and a quick n full recovery.

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That sounds like being forced to eat lasagna during a colonoscopy. Hope it goes well. Best of luck!

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That sounds...challenging.

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Those machines are the pits

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How are you going to suck (or breathe) with tubes into your lungs? Isn't breathing predicated on the lungs only having one opening, at the top? Infernal? Sounds diabolical.

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Wow, that looks like a world of hurt coming to your lungs. Good luck! 😳

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Thx mate.

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