I picked this up for a Secret Santa gift, but I’m thinking of getting one for myself. I have zero doubts that’s it’s absolute rubbish and not at all to be trusted, and yet… and yet… I’d really like to test my booze levels about 4pm on Christmas Day.
For the proper compensation, I will come to your home, and after every time you use this abomination, I will use my command voice to announce, “Gotta pump those numbers. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.”
For an additional charge, Havok will chime in with an Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, Oi, Oi .
Once upon a time I had reason to pay attention to health research, including what was discussed in media (this was before social media) about health research. One day as I was on my commute into the circus I listened to a piece about research findings that men, standing around the barbecue, on average tend to drink more on Christmas day than other days.
The one thing I can aver regarding ABTs is that it is a very, very bad idea to take one to the pub with you. Everyone wants a go and guys get awfully competitive.
Blow into the bag, Santa.
For the proper compensation, I will come to your home, and after every time you use this abomination, I will use my command voice to announce, “Gotta pump those numbers. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.”
For an additional charge, Havok will chime in with an Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, Oi, Oi .
Why does it have the "My Kitchen" guarantee? "Step away from the knives, sir, I'm afraid you're too pissed to cook".
I hesitate to ask, but here goes: why does it need an LED torch function?
Once upon a time I had reason to pay attention to health research, including what was discussed in media (this was before social media) about health research. One day as I was on my commute into the circus I listened to a piece about research findings that men, standing around the barbecue, on average tend to drink more on Christmas day than other days.
Well gosh.
True story.
The one thing I can aver regarding ABTs is that it is a very, very bad idea to take one to the pub with you. Everyone wants a go and guys get awfully competitive.
You're going to blow way past .05 and you know it. So why throw 12 bucks down the drain? But hey, it DOES have the pretty awesome LED torch function.