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If you think about it, what a miracle all this stuff is. My grandma rode to school on a horse cart, and they didn't get running water till the sixties. Now as I type, this latest version of Word tells me I'm swearing too much. Just like Grandma did. Weird.

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I was talking about the extraordinary technical advances my mother's generation has lived through (she's 76). She grew up in Kalgoorlie where they didn't have refrigeration when she was a kid, and now she's seen the introduction of not just colour TV but TV itself, then the internet and all the advances in between, all in one lifetime, it's pretty wild.

When she got her drivers licence she did it in a new car that had indicators etc, but she still had to do hand signals because that was the requirement still and my brain melted a bit. I'd been telling her how Teslas have a "dog function", where the onboard monitor displays a message saying the air con is on and set to 24 degrees and the doggo is fine, please don't smash the windows to save me sort of thing, and she marvelled at how far cars had some since she started driving because... 🥴

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Cursing-protection has been removed from the Dutch variant 😁

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The Australian version inserts them at random points on your behalf.

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I'd read that it's apparently going to be written into law that every official document produced in Australia from March 25th has to have at least 5 'C*nts' per 100 words...

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Hey JB, thanks for the short chapter preview, but did you really have to make the writing so small? I had to blow it up considerably to be able to read it

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"fondle slab" LOL!

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This is quite impressive, you must be pretty happy soldiering on through the migraine via dictating

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It’s a hell of a lot easier, yes. I don’t have to look into the big bright screen and I can wander around my office to distract from the headache.

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So, how do you get MS Word to spell ‘Kolhammer’? I have a similar problem, with unusual character names that it won’t recognise (I.e. ‘Bagg’ gets me ‘bag’).

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It almost always transcribes it as coal hammer. So most of the time, I just dictate my way through the piece and then do a search and find to replace that. In the original Dragon program, I had our favourite Admiral entered into the application dictionary, and 90% of the time there was no problem. For some reason, however, when Nuance sold the code to Microsoft, that didn’t come across.

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Does dictating take some getting used to?

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It does, yes. As i understand from my long ago and now obsolete psych degree, you're drawing on different parts of the brain. But it's not that hard to retrain yourself. I jump pretty easily between the two.

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And maybe a coaster as well?

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Talk to my teens.

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One of the nice things about Word’s dictation? No set up or voice training. Just works straight out of the box.

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