Realised with horror this morning that I’d left the house without my Apple Watch. I was already on my morning walk, ready to burn those calories like a mofo. And now? The sum of fucking calories burned was zero!
I checked when I got home and took my stupid watch off the charging cradle.
It’s like I never even had that walk.
Seriously felt like checking into an all-day all-you-can-eat buffet because, honestly, what would it even matter?
Take your watch off and go hit up that buffet. It's the only way to restore balance to the Force
I'm lucky, if this happens to me I just strap the watch to the toddler when I get home and she burns it up and down the house for 2-3 hours before bed. Sorted.
Headed out the other night and left my phone . It was an overnighter. Didn’t miss any emergency or pressing calls but that was nearly 24 hrs of missing irrelevant inane information that I’ll never get back. The horror ... the horror.
"I’d left the house without my Apple Watch"...mein Gott its be like being Armish.
You are correct to feel shame and to make this public confession.
::Dad look:: I’m not angry with you. Just disappointed
If it's not on Strava, it didn't happen