Back in the 90s, when financial markets sales guys had to have a unique shtick, I knew a guy who traded off the back of spending a night in a Tasmanian watch house with Nick Cave.
"Stanley Tucci is America’s second husband who breathed new life into America as America was picking up the pieces after America’s divorce." Love McSweeny's -not enough to subscribe but you know love their work..
"Kamala Harris is America’s cool aunt who gets called in the middle of the night to come to the rescue and pick America up because America is stuck at a keg party with a bunch of weird townies in the middle of a field and no ride home. And while she’ll be disappointed, she’ll be cool and not tell America’s parents."
This especially is *chef's kiss*. When the Harris/Walz delirium was at its height on Twitter the day they announced him as VP I told our mate Damo that if Walz was America's dad then Harris was America's cool step mum, but this is far more accurate.
surely Tony would be Australia's creepy uncle? Except the nightmare includes raw onion biting and red speedoes
Nick Cave would be Australia's cool uncle.
Back in the 90s, when financial markets sales guys had to have a unique shtick, I knew a guy who traded off the back of spending a night in a Tasmanian watch house with Nick Cave.
That probably has even more currency for him now than it did back in the 90s 😂
Well, there goes my plans on eating for the rest of the week ;)
"Stanley Tucci is America’s second husband who breathed new life into America as America was picking up the pieces after America’s divorce." Love McSweeny's -not enough to subscribe but you know love their work..
Dee Madigan would be Australia’s cool aunt who slips you a joint and regales you with stories of her inner Sydney beer pulling days.
"Kamala Harris is America’s cool aunt who gets called in the middle of the night to come to the rescue and pick America up because America is stuck at a keg party with a bunch of weird townies in the middle of a field and no ride home. And while she’ll be disappointed, she’ll be cool and not tell America’s parents."
This especially is *chef's kiss*. When the Harris/Walz delirium was at its height on Twitter the day they announced him as VP I told our mate Damo that if Walz was America's dad then Harris was America's cool step mum, but this is far more accurate.