from The Seven Stages of Drinking Martinis
an oldie but a goodie
This goes back a ways, but an American sports writer, Dan Jenkins, wrote a book back in the early 70's called Semi-Tough. In it, he identified the 10 Stages of Drunkenness:
1. Witty and charming
2. Rich and powerful
3. Benevolent
4. Clairvoyant
5. F--- dinner
6. Patriotic
7. Crank up the Enola Gay
8. Witty and charming, Part II
9. Invisible
10. Bulletproof
an oldie but a goodie
This goes back a ways, but an American sports writer, Dan Jenkins, wrote a book back in the early 70's called Semi-Tough. In it, he identified the 10 Stages of Drunkenness:
1. Witty and charming
2. Rich and powerful
3. Benevolent
4. Clairvoyant
5. F--- dinner
6. Patriotic
7. Crank up the Enola Gay
8. Witty and charming, Part II
9. Invisible
10. Bulletproof