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6C is an average European Spring. Adds lead to your pencil. Butterless toast is a crime against humanity: we provide a criminal court for that ...

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I like broccoli but absolutely not for breakfast. A BLT is the only acceptable form of breakfast salad.

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WTF is going on over east? Are you mob ok?

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Surely you remonstrated loudly with the owner before single handedly destroying the place and leaving it as nothing but rubble. It's what any reasonable man would do.

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My grandpa ate groundhogs in the Depression. Just sayin'. And no butter for toast is a travesty.

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I'm pretty sure that "breakfast salad" isn't a thing. Especially not if it involves broccoli. Are you sure you're in a "cafe"?

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Sigh: bit of googling later and I realize that breakfast salad is indeed a thing. Something to watch out for, not to be taken by surprise I suppose. Some have pointed the finger of blame at one Emily Vikre, circa 2013 (https://food52.com/blog/7114-a-different-sort-of-egg-salad) but no doubt there are others.

"Most important meal of the day"? Bah, humbug. Pass the coffee, please, and I'll be on my way.

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bahaha - i missed this post. Surely broccoli isnt a salad ingredient. I hope you did the sparta thing and pushed it off the table

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burn that place down...

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Di Blasio dropped a lot of stuff . He was just ordered to drop a half a million for misusing funds. Not the brightest

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Where is this alleged cafe? We'll get the lads out with pitchforks.

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“Never work with animals or children” a misattributed quote to old-time American comedian, WC Fields

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Pretty sure there's something in the Bible about that, down near the end somewhere.

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