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insomniac's avatar

What's Ted's body fat percentage?

John Birmingham's avatar

He tells me its all muscle

Formerly Known as Simon's avatar

he could rip your foot off for breakfast on a tuesday . . . . if only he wanted to.

Drew Sanderson's avatar

My bookshop dog Benny the Beagle seems to have mastered Ted's workout...

ivalley's avatar

I admire your dedication. As I look out the window on this winter hellscape, I don't have it.