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"emergency beef slab" Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. (I already have)

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Good call. Why are there orange things there too?

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Carbs.

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Hasselback carbs? With extra butter? Just make an old(er) lady happy & say yes 🤞

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Yes, Hasselbacks

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To be fair I'm all about the hasselbacks. It's not a roast potato if it's not hasselback.

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Gasp! i just clutched my pearls. How dare you question the addition of potato in any form! ;)

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I’m on a 3 day carnivore fest myself. No grilling it’s 1 degree outside . Did a pork shoulder low and slow in the oven . Threw the earth apples in the air fryer .

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Bill, I'm afraid I must question your commitment. We have been grilling meat over open flame, in the open, at the height of summer since 1788. 35+° temperatures and 200% humidity and we show no sign of stopping, despite it being an insane thing to do. Do better tomorrow. Stand closer to the grill if you're cold.

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This.

and don't even think of any clothing other than shorts and a t-shirt while you're at it. That would just raise more questions.

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Hell yes. If you're not limping/wincing/screaming in your sleep for three days after a BBQ, then you didn't do it properly.

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