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May 22, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

Given your history with Apple products and the algorithms it's a toss up between endless notifications recommending you to buy this, or if you don't buy it the algorithm contacting local authorities with concerns that you have been kidnapped and held against your will.

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My Panic Room is an Apple Store.

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May 21, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

i'm going to wait until it can check peoples profile based on factors i put in to an AI and it automatically renders people's heads who fit in the category as "a giant dickhead". I dont even have to know them, just walking down the street see someone in the distance, the AI has already ID'd them and filtered their online profile into whether their head is replaced with a rendering of a male appendage. . . . . I will of course refrain from looking in the mirror because based on this post alone i probably wont like what i see. lol.

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I would pay $5 a month for this functionality.

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That path leads to Netflix's "Anon"...

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May 21, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

I will think about getting one if they release a floaty chair to go with it.

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Would you be able to correct dictation typos on the go via this headset, or would they just hover in front of your eyeballs mocking you until you got to a keyboard?

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But I would totally slip into this thing for work.

Two words: Tax De-fucking-ductible

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Resistance is futile .

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