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insomniac's avatar

"I’d be very surprised if anyone didn’t imagine this guy as Mac"...even me...

Anyway, I agree, we all know what each of them looks like, and there'd also be limited agreement as to what that was.

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Rob Nielsen's avatar

2026? Booooooo to the publishers

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Rob's avatar

I always imagined the Mac as the hobo animator from the Simpsons who had Itchy and Scratchy stolen by Roger Myers father. You know the one who bought a gold plated rocket car with his lawsuit win.

But then I always get every book character wrong or mixed up with other types and can't visualise the description with the random ADHD nonsense floating around my head. Such is life as a neuro diverse post modern random art generator.

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Potato Shaped Man's avatar

This definitely resonates.

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Ron Robinson's avatar

Keep writing mate, love your books.

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TwoNinerSavoy's avatar

Totally get the intro points… I never have a more than a graphic novel level of a character’s visage in my head when reading. When well imagined (described), they are a bit nebulous visually - but my brain totally fills in “the who.” Which makes no sense now that I read it - but I always have a strong view of the character.

Chewing glass on the 2026 outcome. What a total bummer… and we’re sure you’re just as thrilled 😶.

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Michael Barnes's avatar

Plus many readers don't incorporate the discription from the text into their mental image of the character, for example when certain populations lost their collective shit when a girl of colour was cast as Rue in the Hunger games movie inspite of the text describing her as "Dark-skinned with golden eyes and thick dark hair".

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David Arthur's avatar

I think this particular case is instructive: if details about a character's appearance matter to you, you need to say them repeatedly. Most readers aren't keeping notes, and something said just once while you introduce the character (when no one cares about them yet) often doesn't stick.

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Tim Allen's avatar

There is a risk, if you devote too much effort to describing appearances, of going a bit Dan Brown (the McGonagall of prose). Probably wise to leave it alone.

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Ginger Cat's avatar

You're in good company: Jane Austen is very light on her descriptions of central characters. We know Elizabeth has dark eyes & that Darcy is tall, but that's about it for that beloved pair.

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Potato Shaped Man's avatar

I uh, never really thought about what any of the characters in Cruel Stars look like. I guess, going from memory Jaddi has a big horn and is large. Lucinda is shortish, dark hair and muscles. Seph strikes me as taller, with those blonde dreds. Booker is in that African body at the moment. At least he's not a hedge trimmer. Mac I just pictured as old angry scottish man. I didn't picture Capaldi but if I saw a movie adaption and he was playing Mac I would think "huh, that makes sense".

I'm on my third re-read of the two at the moment. And I've um, I've even started writing fan fiction of a sort. For myself. In the setting, not using any of the characters, God forbid.

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John Birmingham's avatar

OMG! Send me the copy and I will publish it.

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Potato Shaped Man's avatar

Hahahaha, genuine laugh. Good job.

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Colin McFarland's avatar

I got the Peter Capaldi visual too - not as The Doctor, more as Malcolm Tucker (In The Thick Of It)

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Elana Mitchell's avatar

Weirdly the only character in the Cruel Stars that I pictured very clearly as a real person was Mac, and, you guessed it, I immediately imagined Capaldi. Everyone else gets imagined as you've described in your post, which is fascinating. When Mac is regenerated into a younger version of himself, because of the Capaldi image I imagined him having regenerated into David Tennant, but that's 100% a Dr Who fangirl thing, and nothing to do with your descriptions 🤷‍♀️

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KreepyKrawly's avatar

I was thinking of Billy Connolly. ß-Þ

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Elana Mitchell's avatar

Ooh Mr Connolly as he is in the Boondock Saints would be 😘🤌

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insomniac's avatar

That is not what I imagined, and therefore you are clearly wrong.

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Elana Mitchell's avatar

Clearly. I apologise for being wrong and will update my headcanon accordingly.

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Stuart Keynes's avatar

2026!? Arrggghh!

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John Birmingham's avatar

I know rite?!?!!

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Formerly Known as Simon's avatar

I'm always fascinated by that thought experiment about asking people to think of an apple. Some think of it in minute detail, some as a 2D cartoon image, some can't picture an apple at all even though they know exactly what one is. I struggle sometimes with that experiment. As such i never really think of major details of what someone might look like. Space nazis are just generic huge dudes(TM) with a massive chip on wide shoulders, with the chip possibly made out of wood, maybe out of potato. And its one of the main reasons why i dont like watching a film adaptation of a book first and then get disappointed when its the other way around. Sometimes that's to do with how they deal with the story to fit film constraints and others its with the casting choice forcing its visual upon my brain (although i wont hear a bad word about Ian Mckellan not being the right choice for gandalf, But will happily enter a discussion about that other rip off wizard and that Richard Harris was a much better Dumbledore than Gambon who is an amazing actor but not right for the role imo)

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Mike Dunn's avatar

There are several fairly reliable rules of thumb in fiction. One is that if the writer gratuitously describes hair colour in the first paragraph, the story is going to be less than great.

The only exception is if the hair is green and it is snakes and people turn to stone when they look at the character.

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John Birmingham's avatar

Haha. I had a publisher who routinely binned any unsolicited manuscript that described clouds in the opening paragraph. Same reason.

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