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Oct 7Liked by John Birmingham

I love the concept of muffins. Being able to eat cake for breakfast without judgement. #Winning

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i never got the taste for muffins. They always seemed too large and too sweet.

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You may not have found the right muffin for you yet

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lol, sounds like a new mindless tv reality show: "muffin island"

"i thought it was the one, but then i discovered it had raisins in it"

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Oct 7·edited Oct 7

Someone has to prop up the economy of your corrupt banana (pear & blueberry) republic.

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I'm going to be a Victorian from next week, and I'd swim almost anywhere, including Bondi in June, but of course I have proper Kiwi genes coursing through my body.

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As a Victorian who goes to to the Sunshine Coast for a week once a year if I might offer my considered reply ...........................No.

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You, sir, are the problem.

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