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Dave W's avatar

And yet who wouldn't choose possum retrieval as the more preferable of the two activities?

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Jason's avatar

Dead possum, Optus shop. I have never seen the word revenge written as clearly.

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insomniac's avatar

Having a special pit under your house is just asking for trouble.

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Andrew Reilly's avatar

Many years ago we had some sort of creature find its way into the gap between the upstairs floor and the downstairs ceiling and die. I assume. Smelled like it, anyway - for a couple of months. No, I wasn't going to renovate the house again to get to it. Eventually the smell went away. I assume that it mummified. So that would have been another option for you...

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Michael Barnes's avatar

Wow, well after I an only wish you very precedent weekends in future.

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ivalley's avatar

Ten times rather a bloated and leaking possum cleanup than to deal with internet/commo woes.

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Formerly Known as Simon's avatar

i've had to deal with xmas/nye/49th bday and tidy the house for sale - its been a month from hell only alleviated by long service leave.

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Bill H's avatar

At least your possum looks harmless. Ours look like a nasty Jurassic rat. And they anything including dog food and trash.

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Elana Mitchell's avatar

I saw a meme on Facevbook once that said that the US got the possum meant for Australia, and we somehow ended up with your soft cuddly one 😂

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Elana Mitchell's avatar

The zombie apocalyse cannot come soon enough I feel 😲

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