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This is why I can't walk the dog. Or go to the shop. Or...

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This is why I can't walk the dog. Or go to the shop. Or...

John Birmingham
Nov 30, 2022
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This is why I can't walk the dog. Or go to the shop. Or...

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Every time I leave the house, this little idiot tries to follow me. She absolutely will not hear that she was not meant to walk the earth at my side. This is her, about 300 metres from home, insisting that she tag along on my post-lunch constitutional.

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