arent leftovers written into the code of fatherhood? I did a quick search and (cough cough) 'found' said act:
Article I: Title and Purpose
Section 1.1: This code shall be known as the "Father's Rights to Leftovers Act."
Section 1.2: The purpose of this Act is to establish and protect the rights of fathers to claim and consume leftovers within the household.
Article II: Definitions
Section 2.1: "Leftovers" shall refer to any food items that remain uneaten after a meal and are stored for future consumption.
Section 2.2: "Father" shall refer to the male parent or guardian residing within the household.
Article III: Rights and Responsibilities
Section 3.1: The father shall have the primary right to claim leftovers, provided that such claim does not infringe upon the nutritional needs of other household members.
Section 3.2: The father shall exercise this right in a manner that is fair and considerate, ensuring that all household members have had an opportunity to partake in the leftovers.
Section 3.3: In the event of a dispute over leftovers, the father shall have the right to mediate and propose a fair distribution of the remaining food items.
Article IV: Enforcement and Penalties
Section 4.1: Any violation of this Act shall be subject to mediation by the household council, consisting of all adult members of the household.
Section 4.2: Repeated violations may result in temporary suspension of the father's rights to claim leftovers, as determined by the household council.
Article V: Amendments
Section 5.1: This Act may be amended by a majority vote of the household council, provided that such amendments are in the best interest of all household members.
Does that also apply to food left on a plate that has not yet made to the fridge, or is that more in the 'Dad' or 'Daddy' tax area? Any financial experts out there?
Some foods are best the next day as left overs. Spaghetti Bolognaise. Roast Lamb (on a fresh bread Sanger). My stir fry garlic beef. Basically if it’s got garlic, a night in the fridge just allows the flavour to permeate everything! Including me…
arent leftovers written into the code of fatherhood? I did a quick search and (cough cough) 'found' said act:
Article I: Title and Purpose
Section 1.1: This code shall be known as the "Father's Rights to Leftovers Act."
Section 1.2: The purpose of this Act is to establish and protect the rights of fathers to claim and consume leftovers within the household.
Article II: Definitions
Section 2.1: "Leftovers" shall refer to any food items that remain uneaten after a meal and are stored for future consumption.
Section 2.2: "Father" shall refer to the male parent or guardian residing within the household.
Article III: Rights and Responsibilities
Section 3.1: The father shall have the primary right to claim leftovers, provided that such claim does not infringe upon the nutritional needs of other household members.
Section 3.2: The father shall exercise this right in a manner that is fair and considerate, ensuring that all household members have had an opportunity to partake in the leftovers.
Section 3.3: In the event of a dispute over leftovers, the father shall have the right to mediate and propose a fair distribution of the remaining food items.
Article IV: Enforcement and Penalties
Section 4.1: Any violation of this Act shall be subject to mediation by the household council, consisting of all adult members of the household.
Section 4.2: Repeated violations may result in temporary suspension of the father's rights to claim leftovers, as determined by the household council.
Article V: Amendments
Section 5.1: This Act may be amended by a majority vote of the household council, provided that such amendments are in the best interest of all household members.
Does that also apply to food left on a plate that has not yet made to the fridge, or is that more in the 'Dad' or 'Daddy' tax area? Any financial experts out there?
It may need some review for expansion but usually dad tax is pre consumption of said meal
ask a LLM to tell you a joke and it stinks worse than a reheated fish curry in the office. But ask it something like this and it provides gold.
also curse you, all i have for lunch is a salad i made.
Some foods are best the next day as left overs. Spaghetti Bolognaise. Roast Lamb (on a fresh bread Sanger). My stir fry garlic beef. Basically if it’s got garlic, a night in the fridge just allows the flavour to permeate everything! Including me…
Did Jane actually see any of the leftovers, or was she reduced to a Vegemite sandwich?