Recidivist criminal?!? How very dare you slander Teddy the goodest boy! Teddy say nothing more until your lawyer arrives.
I think the smoking gun here is your unwitting confession of leaving a whole lemon cake unsupervised or guarded on the kitchen bench, and the suggestion that Teddy the goodest boy is a repeat offender. Meaning you should know by now not to leave foodstuffs lying around unsupervised.
Casting blame on the poor innocent good boy who was no doubt just checking in on the cake's safety when the cake, for reasons known only to itself, likely threw itself off the bench and into Teddy's mouth. He is innocent Your Honour. Mr Birmingham on the other hand...
Look, as an owner of some very cunning dogs I would like to put the blame on Ted. But frankly he's a lab, and at this point this is all on you lol
It's like putting a big red nuclear launch button in front of a megalomaniac and saying "do not push".
Is Ted feeling guilty or coming off a wicked citric acid high?
Recidivist criminal?!? How very dare you slander Teddy the goodest boy! Teddy say nothing more until your lawyer arrives.
I think the smoking gun here is your unwitting confession of leaving a whole lemon cake unsupervised or guarded on the kitchen bench, and the suggestion that Teddy the goodest boy is a repeat offender. Meaning you should know by now not to leave foodstuffs lying around unsupervised.
Casting blame on the poor innocent good boy who was no doubt just checking in on the cake's safety when the cake, for reasons known only to itself, likely threw itself off the bench and into Teddy's mouth. He is innocent Your Honour. Mr Birmingham on the other hand...
Yeah nice, convenient cover story there Birmo - I bet Ted regularly consumes your homework too.
Ted also has JB's bankcard and hits up the pastry shops on a regular basis
Ted is probably very concerned about potential poisoning and has to check every part of the cake.
A decent dog owner would have offered Ted an iced tea to wash down the lemon cake.