The heist.
This is Ted. Ted is a recidivist criminal who stole and ate an entire lemon cake from the kitchen bench. Ted feels bad, not because he got caught, but because now there is no freshly baked lemon cake. I feel pretty bad, too, for the same reason.
Look, as an owner of some very cunning dogs I would like to put the blame on Ted. But frankly he's a lab, and at this point this is all on you lol
It's like putting a big red nuclear launch button in front of a megalomaniac and saying "do not push".
Is Ted feeling guilty or coming off a wicked citric acid high?