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Just needs a traffic jam.

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Real question is: was the person who did it vindictive and buttered the downside before putting it on the windscreen? Or is it a cunning plot to attract birds who then crap all over the car? I can just imagine the catalyst:

"Right! Who took my last bit of my gluten free 5 seed bread! I'm running late for work and i need to make my own bloody sandwich seeing i cant afford to buy lunch because my shopping money went on the exorbitant electricity bill due to "someone" having a hydroponic system set up in their room with lights for three months before the cops busted the door down. It was effing you wasnt it Steve? You mongrel. You know i cant eat that white poison or i'll end up on the toilet for three days. I'll show you the last of the bread!"

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though as the saying goes, "to a hammer every problem looks like a nail" so to the author of the definitive Australia novels of the sharehouse experience "..everything looks like a ...."

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It could be a way to make toast, but i am not buying ;-)

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A larger concern is the baggie over the mirror. What is that?

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Looks like the bread wrapper maybe

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Think you nailed it. Was hoping for something less... prosaic.

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Someone ate all the peanut butter? Or vegemite in your neck of the woods. Breadjacking .

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Better than eggs

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