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Oct 20, 2022Liked by John Birmingham

I'm 5kgs down from the beginning of the year. Cut the carbs down but not put. Reduced the beers. I think there are 2-3 more to go, so definitely going to keep at it. Scales can go to all of Dante's levels of hell.

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Oct 20, 2022Liked by John Birmingham

I have one of them fancy ones too, and it's definitely untrustworthy. For instance I'm reasonably sure I'm adonis-like but it seems to think something else, more at the other end of the scale (no pun intended).

Yesterday we were living in the future; today the future be hating.

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The fucking future keeps telling me I can't have donuts.

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I don’t do scales anymore . I have a pair of jeans that are snug and one a size bigger. I’m fitting in the snug jeans easily now . When they get tight it’s time for more f’n salads and protein and no sugar. Easier than looking at that damn scale .

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Yeah that’s my goal. I have an old, much loved leather jacket that I, sort of, you know, grew out of. Once I can fit into it again, I’ll step away from the scales for good

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I'm not going to talk about my weight issues. My son on the other hand, is in bulking season. He is eating 5 to 6 meals a day plus pre-workout blends and protein shakes. Heavy weight sessions on a program from the strength and conditioning coach with a goal of 106 kgs. He is finding it hard to crack 101 kgs and has been told to simply eat more. I wish I was 18 again.....

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Hah, I have the exact same scale, and 'lo I dinnae trust it (other than as a scale).

Interestingly, this dropped into my mailbox earlier in the week - https://www.strongerbyscience.com/research-spotlight-changes-in-body-composition/.

TLDR: commercially-available machines like that are utter shit

To quote from the summary email:

**Study overview**

​ A recent study by Tinsley et al investigated methods of tracking changes in body composition in

19 subjects who were trying to gain weight.

They reported body composition estimates (body-fat percentage, fat mass, and fat-free mass)

from over a dozen different estimation methods using several different combinations of devices.

**Results**

To be concise, most of the commercially accessible devices did pretty poorly when it comes to

tracking changes in body composition.

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Just read that article (instead of starting today's column like I was supposed to). Sigh. I'm booked in for a DXA scan next Thursday.

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always wanted to get / feared getting one of those. I know I won't like the result.

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Yeah, my understanding is they can't even get a reading from much above the upper thighs. I trust the basic weight measuring accuracy, but all of that other shit is shit.

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this post has reminded me that my belt is getting tighter and that maybe i shouldn't have put that butter chicken in the slow cooker this morning

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Full o' protein, you'll be fine. Just smash out a 5by5 barbell back squat session before you eat.

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with all this rain we've had i've been doing a lot of pushing the lawn mower out of bogged situations, so that probably counts. I don't suppose the hovercraft has a lawnmower attachment does it? :)

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I think you might need to save up for a crosstrainer and LI cardio. Fat now need to get burned. And drop that damn donut JB!

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Persistent rain's been cutting down my bike riding and lo: the scales say that I'm heavier than usual. Who'd a thunk? Options not enticing. Hoping forlornly for sun.

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I have no idea how those scales can possibly determine body composition. DEXA scan seems to be the not very cheap way to be sure

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I’ve got one booked for next Thursday. $45 with a referral from the nutritionist.

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