Sick and wrong
I have just learned from Delicious magazine that Bunnings Sausage Sizzles in WA are not as they should be.
One greasy, supermarket snag folded into a single slice of supermarket white bread and slathered with sauce?
No.
Look at this bullshit, would you.
What the fuck?
Who do these people think they are? That is a travesty. There is no hotdog/banhmi bun action in a Bunnings Sausage Sizzle.
These people go to far.
*Sigh*
That picture does not do justice to the WA iteration of the BSS. I say this both as a citizen of the Independent Sovereign Nation of Westralia, and a former Bunnings employee.
Firstly let me reassure you heathens that indeed we do include onions on our BSSs, but per the OH&S regulations they go under the sausage, as I believe they do in the savage wastelands of "Over East". Now, I am not an aficionado of the BBQ onion, as much as I enjoy its aroma when cooking, but as an analyst by trade and by nature, I always assumed that the onions should go under the sausage firstly to prevent inadvertent and therefore unacceptable losses of precious onion, but also to infuse the bread with the oniony goodness. If you philistines are using cheap sandwich bread rather than have your onions and sausage cradled in the bready comfort of a hot dog bun in your BSSs then I understand why the logic of sausage atop onion escapes you.
Secondly, at a WA BSS the distribution of sauces, which can include tomato, BBQ, and mustard, is up to the recipient of the BSS to determine and apply. So reserve your sauce criticisms to whomever applied the sauce to the bun in the pic, as it would appear to be their personal preference and not the responsibility of the local BSS.
Thirdly, you cannot, and should not, judge a WA style BSS without having tried it first. I would invite you to our fair nation to partake, but that would require you to get past our border security, and I'm afraid your intemperate and treasonous utterances against our BSS have placed you on a no entry list. Good luck appealing your immigration status to our supreme court.
Fourthly, most Westralians are baffled as to how and why the Eastern States have allowed the travesty of a slice of bread wrapped around a sausage to not only be allowed to proliferate and flourish, but to become the supposed standard of a SS. I remember at the 2019 election the democracy sausage stand at the polling booth my BFF and I attended was clearly staffed by an Eastern States interloper, as they were distributing democracy sausages wrapped in shitty sandwich bread. The horror and outrage of those who had done their democratic duty only to be served this substandard reward for democracy made manifest was palpable. I think the complete absence of a democracy sausage stand would have been preferable, because then we would only have been disappointed, not insulted. Then we were further injured by the election of Scotty from Marketing later that evening. I blame the substandard democracy sausage I received that day.
Are they made of money or something?
That's the only evidence needed to change the GST redistribution.