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The iron law of Murphy is inviolable. If you try and game the system it will rebound on you with extreme prejudice. Ask any IT professional 😂

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I usually go the same haircut (the 'go to' for the follicly challenged), done at home with clippers. At times I splash out and get the barber to do it - about 100m from my front door no less. They are popular though, so I usually have a book on hand for the wait.

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This as well. Except that the only time I pay for a haircut is when I'm away on holiday. It's like a treat to have someone else shave my dome.

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Since we are on the topic... My barber ensures maximum cleanliness by waxing my ears and nose hairs. It a traditional Arabic thing apparently. I highly recommend it.

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Out of sheer laziness, I've stuck with the hi-n-tight, lo fade. Even though hair loss on the dome fully justifies a zero-guard whack of the whole mess.

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Say Birmo’ why is there a fridge?

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Beverages.

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Wow, I go months between hair cuts. One of the last things my barber does is uses of the straight razor on the back of my neck to remove fine hairs. This is a sensation I really enjoy. Don't know why.

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Me either - I'm sure my hairs standing on end aids the shaving process! I think it fear of being cut...

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Periodically, I get the dome shaved at the barber old school - with a straight razor. Touch-ups with a safety razor.

However, last week I received a Pit Bull Gold wet/dry, 4-head, rechargeable, head shaver in the mail. Addressed to me with no paperwork. No clue why or who sent it.

Game changer. I lather-up my prodigiously sized dome and done in 5 minutes. Not straight razor smooth, but close enough.

Of course, I’ll still enjoy the occasional man-spa day when I need a beard pruning and will shell out for that wonderful straight razor shave.

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But how do you trim around the base of your ponytail? Even with a mirror that would be awkward.

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JB, as you well know, being a 1%’er … we have the help for such things. My shower assistant is amazing. Highly recommend it.

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