5 Comments

How’d you lose your job, mate?

The cunt living in 7B started yelling fuck and racial slurs cause he got camped in CoD while I was unmuted on a call.

Expand full comment

Yeah, first murder ensues after someone yells fuck while someone else is on a conference call.

Expand full comment

Thank you, no I can procrastinate in my office just as happily as I can at home. More so in fact as 'presentism' means if I am at the work office I can actually get away with doing less. If I'm working from home I am automatically view suspiciously by HR, despite every metrix used showing productivity increases with working from home.

Expand full comment

So what you're saying is, in addition to using a bedroom as a home office, I should also be dedicating another part of the house as a drinking room. Not sure if I can cut back to just one space.

Expand full comment

It's in the plans, sure, but eventually they'll want to meet their profit/square metre targets.

Expand full comment