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If cows do get abducted, does that mean the steaks are high? Sorry, i'll show myself out :)

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Alien invasion? I'd be surprised if anyone noticed

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I, for one, welcome our new lords and masters as they are no doubt reading this now and invested in the Men in Black series. Probably a documentary really.

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Oh good to know

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I also like that allegory of preparing for a zombie apocalypse being used for evacuation preparedness - gets engagement and breaks through those boring lecture type situations. Although if you tell us you made them get into groups and try to make the tallest tower out of spaghetti pieces and jelly beans as a bonding exercise i may have to get violent.

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I think they are all prepared for an alien invasion..... which will basically be a speech about the new landlords and how rent will likely be going up. But we may get to stay around

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Surely we've already had an alien invasion? It's the only thing I can think of to explain the last few years.

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Any particular sort of alien invasion? Slime, bugs or robots?

Good thing about (space) aliens is that they're probably not going to arrive by sea.

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