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I went to the local hardware store looking for a striker plate that I could fit with a door knocker (very old, long story). The local hardware guy (LHG) couldn't find one, but suggested that I take a few of these handy things, just weld them together and fabricate my own striker plate. Too easy!

LHG then took another look at me, and made the very wise assessment that I'm not the proud possessor of a welding kit, am very much capable with a screwdriver and that's about all, and sold me a flat metal plate to screw into the door that would do the job.

I too salute the bolt masters!

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About seven years ago now, in Chelsea, London, my SIL's cake leveller wire broke while she was making ms insomniac's daughter's wedding cake, so I had to go to the local, tiny, crammed full of shite, hardware store, minutes before closing, to source a new wire similar to the one I held in my hand. They didn't have anything quite like it, but sold me something we all considered might do the job. It fucking didn't. I'm sure they're great and salutable and all that, and I would salute them too in principle, but they didn't come through on this occasion.

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And it still hurts.

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It hurts a lot

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I may have over egged the hurt somewhat. It's not like someone abused my cast iron pan or anything.

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