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Aug 24, 2021Liked by John Birmingham

I had always wanted to take a golf course, and replace each putting green with a course of fire. Put those golf bags to better use, and load them with a rifle, shotgun, and a pistol. You get in good practice, and get a nice walk in the park at the same time.

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Aug 23, 2021Liked by John Birmingham

Yeah, I could never understand golf. You spend ages looking for a little white ball, then when you find it you hit it away again ...

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Aug 23, 2021Liked by John Birmingham

The idea of golf courses does seem rather elitist these days.

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they need to plant out some native stands in nice little groves or make some 'green rooms' for recreational purposes and encourage the wildlife back in abundance as well. Nothing like an expanse of grass to make me think what else could go there

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