I don’t often do mailouts to the Burger’s full subscription list, but I’ll have a few in the next couple of weeks. So if things seem oddly structured or even formal here in the future that’s why.
On the upside, the first mailer is a free short story in the Cruel Stars universe, written with Jason Lambright.
On the subject of the latest exposure of Scott Morrison’s underhanded tomfoolery, someone on the twitter commented, how great would have been the Clarke and Dawe sketch on this.
A turd that wont flush is my second favourite reference to Scotty from Marketing. The other was a tweet from @dontattempt , "Scott Morrison - they/them".
going on the comments so far JB, seems we are all awaiting the free kick provided for this weeks ASB!
yes yes I know this is the burger, but I see all these usual suspects over there as well!
for mine, I'm hoping you take all the free kicks on offer and give us some lols......rather then the other option of the gin fueled rage into the void......
oh and to pay lip service to the actual topic of this post....yeah sure, all good man.
Something where you're organising him to be tied up in the main street in Cronulla, and we can go have a free kick at his testicles would be ideal. Thanks in advance.
All jokes aside, the thing that upsets me the most here is that we have a near perfect example of the old saying - “Evil flourishes when good folk stand by”.
What were his colleagues doing during all of this? How on earth did the GG sign off on this? Covid doesn’t justify it.
Sorry, didn’t mean to rant.
Not sure I agree with the stocks though. I’m thinking a good old fashioned ducking pole and a big vat is the way to go.
On the subject of the latest exposure of Scott Morrison’s underhanded tomfoolery, someone on the twitter commented, how great would have been the Clarke and Dawe sketch on this.
Oh yes! I would have liked to have seen that!
oh my aching heart. How true that would have been. Scott is like a turd that just wont flush.
A turd that wont flush is my second favourite reference to Scotty from Marketing. The other was a tweet from @dontattempt , "Scott Morrison - they/them".
going on the comments so far JB, seems we are all awaiting the free kick provided for this weeks ASB!
yes yes I know this is the burger, but I see all these usual suspects over there as well!
for mine, I'm hoping you take all the free kicks on offer and give us some lols......rather then the other option of the gin fueled rage into the void......
oh and to pay lip service to the actual topic of this post....yeah sure, all good man.
Please tell us there’s something in the pipeline about Scotty’s latest woes…
Tomorrow
Something where you're organising him to be tied up in the main street in Cronulla, and we can go have a free kick at his testicles would be ideal. Thanks in advance.
That’s optimistic. You think he’s actually got a pair?
Mind you, some public shaming outside the Engadine Maccas might be apt. BYO bucket of shite 🤔
I’m having a go, and I don’t care how many it takes.
There's a compelling business case for the re-introduction of the stocks in public squares with Morrison
All jokes aside, the thing that upsets me the most here is that we have a near perfect example of the old saying - “Evil flourishes when good folk stand by”.
What were his colleagues doing during all of this? How on earth did the GG sign off on this? Covid doesn’t justify it.
Sorry, didn’t mean to rant.
Not sure I agree with the stocks though. I’m thinking a good old fashioned ducking pole and a big vat is the way to go.
That’s what the buckets of shite are for….