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It's which hole in the belt I use that matters. Scales are just a means of keeping score.

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I instantly gained 5kg after I bought a newfangled Bluetooth scale to replace the old spring loaded job. It's a cruel device, nasty even, and I don't like its tone.

The upside(?) is that I added ms insomniac to my app so every so often I can get it to download all the times she's hopped on the scales in secret. Yes, I do like to live dangerously.

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Jeebus. Base jumping into a shark tank would be safer.

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Let's not be hasty. I bought one of those scales a few years ago and lost weight and gained muscle mass but it never showed up in the scale results. It was donated to Goodwill.

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Yeah, I have a similar thing with my scale. I go more by how my pants fit. Freaks me out less.

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I have a favourite leather jacket I use. Either I can get into it, or I have to stop eating double fried donut cheeseburgers.

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