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The real question is, do Dulux still do the tins of jelly beans and how many did you get?

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They do! But I got none.

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You're still at the stage where you think you can outsmart one's wife???

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As an aside, ms insomniac found this great clothing shop where she likes everything, and stated that I could purchase anything from this shop and she'd like it. I'm going to fuck it up, aren't I?

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Inevitably.

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Did she give you clear requirements on her sizing in that particular shop? Because if not you are certainly doomed.

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Is that the bit where you wave your hands around in a curvaceous manner and say “about this size”?

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Look that's one way to approach it. I can't comment on how successful it would be, but you're certainly at liberty to give it a red hot go. Thoughts and prayers etc.

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Sucks being gypped out of a glorious gloating day because of faulty memory. And to be reminded of it every time you look at the damn walls

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I know, right!?

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Miss Jane was right, and Mr Squiggle was wrong eh?

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See the key survival takeaway here is if Mrs Birmingham is quite convinced of something, to the point where she will not entertain doubts, this might be a sign you need to entertain some doubts on your own convictions, lest you be proved embarrassingly wrong. OR you should secretly google to verify your conviction before you choose that particular hill to die spectacularly on 😇

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condolences on your loss :)

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