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These two are 😘🤌

9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

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9. for sure. I also like

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Some of those are genuinely brilliant. Like smart person that does something really, really smart.

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Very amusing. All those tech bro boosters out there come back and talk to me when AI (spicy clippy) can produce gems such as these.

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Go to the Bulwer-Lytton Awards site for more of the same, or worse. Much worse.

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Useful feedback for the teacher: you think you've explained the idea of a simile to your students, but then you realise you maybe weren't quite as clear as you thought...

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Thanx JB I needed that today . It would make a great daily calendar if you had enough or em. One of my favs is from the father of a friend RIP who used to say “ He’s dumber than homemade shit” . Doesn’t really make sense but I use it all the time .

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