The Guardian concurs with everyone's assessment of the trailer:
"Clearly, on the basis of the trailer alone, Cocaine Bear is going to be an absolute blast. It looks like (and I have to admit that I say the following with an eye on it becoming the poster quote) it is exactly the sort of film you should see if your primary cinematic interests are bears and cocaine. If the film can sustain the sheer berserk energy of the trailer, then Cocaine Bear is destined to become a classic."
The Revenant bear on Medellin magic steroids, wow. Imagine DiCaprio besting that ugly Ursine.
I didn't know that American ambulance medics carried guns, maybe it's a Yankee thing. It could have been a tranquilliser dart. Imagine if the trank had an adverse reaction to the coke, it could turn into a Sienfeldish Bizarro giant bear and start stomping through The Big Apple, trampling Wall Street skyscrapers into a white powder.
I'm going to register for the movie rights and finally have enough money to achieve my lifelong dream to marry a Kardashian.
I must state that I abhor cocaine, but I like the smell of it.
We all suspected that ole Smokey the Bear liked to indulge in some herbs and fine resins now and again, but he drew the line at Class A drugs, or in this case, a couple of lines of Class A drugs.
I hope this doesn't create a TIK TOK life-threatening challenge, such as tramping into the woods high on Columbian power powder and frolicking with a coke-addled dancing bear, just to take a selfie. They would have to have a new category for the Darwin Awards plus display figures in Ripley's, Believe It Or Not, hall of fame.
I always thought that taking a selfie was when you went into the bedroom and locked the door.
I have my tree/shrub growing in the backyard, waiting to be trimmed for this masterpeice. This film can sit up there with Violent Night for the shiggles :)
Thank you for flagging this up. It made me laugh out loud. It’s on my list
A more memeable concept I have yet to see.
Tell me this is not Ray Liotta's last film....
WTF! I can't believe what I just saw, complete with a cover of the old Grandmaster Flash song.
Classic. "We have such good luck with nature. Arrrrrrrgggghhhhh....nom nom nom."
The Guardian concurs with everyone's assessment of the trailer:
"Clearly, on the basis of the trailer alone, Cocaine Bear is going to be an absolute blast. It looks like (and I have to admit that I say the following with an eye on it becoming the poster quote) it is exactly the sort of film you should see if your primary cinematic interests are bears and cocaine. If the film can sustain the sheer berserk energy of the trailer, then Cocaine Bear is destined to become a classic."
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/nov/30/cocaine-bear-trailer-2023-wildest-film-everything-and-more
The Revenant bear on Medellin magic steroids, wow. Imagine DiCaprio besting that ugly Ursine.
I didn't know that American ambulance medics carried guns, maybe it's a Yankee thing. It could have been a tranquilliser dart. Imagine if the trank had an adverse reaction to the coke, it could turn into a Sienfeldish Bizarro giant bear and start stomping through The Big Apple, trampling Wall Street skyscrapers into a white powder.
I'm going to register for the movie rights and finally have enough money to achieve my lifelong dream to marry a Kardashian.
I must state that I abhor cocaine, but I like the smell of it.
We all suspected that ole Smokey the Bear liked to indulge in some herbs and fine resins now and again, but he drew the line at Class A drugs, or in this case, a couple of lines of Class A drugs.
I hope this doesn't create a TIK TOK life-threatening challenge, such as tramping into the woods high on Columbian power powder and frolicking with a coke-addled dancing bear, just to take a selfie. They would have to have a new category for the Darwin Awards plus display figures in Ripley's, Believe It Or Not, hall of fame.
I always thought that taking a selfie was when you went into the bedroom and locked the door.
I have my tree/shrub growing in the backyard, waiting to be trimmed for this masterpeice. This film can sit up there with Violent Night for the shiggles :)
Based on a true story.
A hell of a true story!
The director of sharknado is probably turning green with envy, but how come Kevin Sorbo isn't starring in it?