J'accuse!
Does this look to you like a dog who didn’t steal an extra-large cartoon of eggs? Does she have the air of aggrieved innocence one might expect from a dog wrongly accused of stealing and scoffing fifteen eggs while the other dog was out on his walk? Does that tummy look somewhat distended to you?
I stand by the dog.
Free the furry 1!
With no proof and a defendant that the jury would be very sympathetic to, I suggest you cease slandering my new client.