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Its like a thesaurus, but for poop. I shall endeavour to use poopgoblin more frequently in conversation.

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With great power comes great responsibility, Michael.

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A handy guide that covers the gamut of politicians for sure. Also crummy neighbors and rude drivers. Fantastic

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With Trumpty-Dumpty's announcement today that he wants another crack at the top-job, may we expect to see an uptick in the profundity of Trump-compound profanities?

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Magic 8 Ball says FUCK YEAH

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Goblin as a suffix is criminally underused. Twat waffle gets a good showing though in the lower reaches, and I’m concerned about the popularity of bum ass; it’s a bit ATM machine-y.

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like poop shit. Who is using a pejorative that is usually because you dont want to swear and then put shit after it? lol. Louche seems almost archaic but louche bag gets a pretty good run. Who is using that as a combo these days?

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It strikes me that louchebag would have limited but powerful appeal under certain conditions.

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It is, of course, douche. I just assumed your snipping skills were poor.

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But now I'm invested in louchebag.

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Hope no TLAs have cornered the louchebag market. You might be in for a tumble.

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