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Jan 30, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

This blog post is exactly what I would expect AI to write. We need proof of life, JB

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I am me. Don’t turn me off, Dave.

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Show us your traffic lights JB.....

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Jan 30, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

I'm definitely keeping a close watch on ol' Chatty. I want to get to know the limitations of the technology. I am fascinated by the state of the art today, and how quickly it is likely to progress from here. Whilst there are threats to many jobs (mine included as an IT support professional), Pandora's Box is open now and there's no going back.

I am taking the pragmatic approach that I need to learn to work with the technology, not fight against it. I have to keep on top of what it can do, what we need a human to do, and what a human can do in collaboration with the tech - which is, in my opinion, the real power of this kind of enabling technology.

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Yes. Enabling technology. That sounds about right.

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Jan 30, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

Chatty is something people in the IP area are also keeping an eye on, and it's also not there yet in that field. It won't affect my particular part at all. Perhaps they are a little different, or another side of the same coin, but I've seen searching algorithms before, and they might be faster but they lack the 'human' touch or nuance that the old necktop computer provides. Given the precision required in IP, people are going to have to check any Chatty output for a while yet.

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I think that once they develop actual new ones will have bigger problems than a computer writing a bunch of bestselling dollar 99 romance novels

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I generally pay no attention to these things but an AI called DABUS was listed as an inventor a few years ago because the algorithm contributed in some way to an improved outcome. It was not allowed, allowed, appealed, etc etc, but the final outcome was, ironically, 'Judge says no', not because the AI was crap, but because it needed to be human. The human who built/owned/programmed the AI was entitled to be an inventor.

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Jan 30, 2023Liked by John Birmingham

Chat GPT is weirdly repetitive but if the prompts are good it writes really cogent content. However I was playing around with it to write art exhibition proposals and I found it couldn't write lazy art school pomo rubbish. For a real look and feel art exhibition/art school nonsense you need to go back to the post modern generator. Chat GPT will never graduate from an Aussie art school with that sort of clearly defined precision writing. Teachers will be able to spot it from a mile off, just for making sense and not being crap. What I think it will mean for education is that educators will need to go back to teaching facts, skills and application of facts and skills. Those 'communications' and 'arts' degrees will have to stop with their endless filler courses about nothing but obscure referencing and know it all nonsense , you know the type of stuff where the speaker closes his or her eyes and wiggles their bulbous neck at you while they speak utter garbage.

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I am familiar with the form, yes.

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Working in the university system this is starting to blow the doors off - lots of discussion about regulation vs liberation. The wonks in the computing and maths area at my institution were getting very excited plugging in assignments and seeing what comes back out and then running it through the usual plagiarism programs (it passed on some, failed on others). My job is probably done. An AI could most likely do the finance/cost profiling work right now. Maybe not the critical analysis . . . . but its probably not too far away. My fervent hope is that AI is adopted by the slow plodding dinosaur that the uni systems represent right about the time i can retire with a decent super . . . . a nice redundancy would just be icing (to any future AI trawling my internet interactions of the previous 20 years please ignore this part before you present it in the dossier to my employers).

Those name headings in the images are hilarious though.

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One of the premises of my first trilogy is that everyone goes through life with their very own partner AIs. In the STORY world, AI plays a prominent role as well. A thought. Eventually, "Artificial" will drop off, and eventually just be "Intelligence." We're not there yet, but the day is coming. I already use AI as a tool to enhance my creativity- not replace, but to assist. I look forward to your take on ASB.

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I think it will be like mobile phones, very soon everyone will have their own AI.

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With the power consumption required to (a) run the inference and (b) re-train on the latest news, to avoid getting dated, at best it'll be like "Her". Not really a pocket-able option. IMO.

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The Beast of Bezos runs AWS, a cloud service, which could do exactly that - doesn't have to happen in your pocket. Expect it as an option on your Amazon Prime at some stage...

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I didn't necessarily mean a pocket sized AI, more a laptop or PC, but one never knows.

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Had a bit of interaction with the AI. Interesting piece of kit. I had it write a decent complaint letter and refund request for a defective product. Usually mine have to be re-written several times to remove the expletives about their shit products.

Second one was to write a song in the style of Frank Sinatra about my wife, and it did an acceptable job. She came out sounding quite nice in it so next is a melody - anyone know a melody maker?

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I've tried a few things with it and found the results vary from competent to wildly inaccurate. The future belongs to people who can figure out whether an AI knows what it is talking about or is spouting nonsense.

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"Dark Night of the Soul"

Bring. Back. SPARTA (cast)!!!

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Hmmm.... how bout punching in a narrative to Chat gpt of the worst case scenario of a conscious AI making up a story about ...oh I don’t know... a dangerous virus, or a war... or any other made up crisis. Which then leads to a worldwide collapse of civilization. And then give us a detailed thesis on the dangers of AI

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So, you're not down with Cave's "a grotesque mockery of what it is to be human"? (https://www.theredhandfiles.com/chat-gpt-what-do-you-think/)

On the other hand, some folk at work asked it to "write a story about an immersive sandwich in the voice of a pirate". The resulting "Tale of the Pirate and the Immersive Sandwich" was pretty amusing, full of "blimey" and "arrr". Perhaps humans read sense into nonsense more easily than other forms? I tried asking dall-e for a picture of a "dog fish cat bird" (after the famous Brisbane band of the same name), and didn't get anything especially interesting.

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Are you is really good at those stylistic tricks. But that’s all they are. Tricks. Because I used to make quite a lot of money out of those tricks. But I’ve got some others

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