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Jason's avatar

Mammoth, Elephant, Sheep. Is this the equivalent of a Stone Age Turducken.

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Formerly Known as Simon's avatar

so just a question for curiosities sake. If we grew human flesh in a lab would it be ethical or not to munch on that? I mean to add: asking for a friend.

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insomniac's avatar

What if your own cells were the source?

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Formerly Known as Simon's avatar

hahaha "i only eat meat that i've grown from myself". Although if you had deficiencies in your body you wouldnt be getting it from an outside source so it would be a feedback loop. Posh dinner parties: "the mains tonight sir are a medium rare olympic gold medalist from the 1960's, with a sauteed serving of marilyn monroe" . . . . . . oh geez this is getting dark.

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insomniac's avatar

When I saw this yesterday I immediately asked a colleague if this was his client as it’s the sort of thing he’d encourage, and received an affirmative response.

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Michael Barnes's avatar

This is pretty brill.

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Therbs's avatar

Reminds me of why didn't Jurassic Park explore bronto burgers and scrambled T- Rex eggs? Fred and Barney would concur.

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Colin McFarland's avatar

Of course, don’t forget the obligatory three veg

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Adamv's avatar

But only 30g of Mastodon meatball. Gotta limit that protein intake!

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Stuart's avatar

Oh god how long until Bro-sphere is hocking mastodon meat based supplements?

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Dave W's avatar

Can't we just get some mammothy goodness out of the melting permafrost?

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