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Jul 13, 2020Liked by John Birmingham

Yeah as someone living in plague town I can attest to the use of masks is no big deal. One tip if you are wearing the blue hospital-style masks the blue bit should be on the outside, the flexible bit should go across your nose and these aren't underpants, you don't flip them over to extend the wear.

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Jul 13, 2020Liked by John Birmingham

Humerous anecdote time thanks to a FB friend of mine whos a photojournalist in Shanghai.

When the pandemic first hit China the Apple stores were one of the first things to shut down and he was commissioned by the AFR to go and get a photo of the great Apple lockdown. He had to rush to make the print deadline so he pedalled his bicycle furiously to get there but once arrived they wouldn't let him inside. The exercise made the security guard's pistol-shaped electronic thermometer give an off-the scale reading from his forehead!

He wound up getting a suitable shot for the front page anyway :)

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This was my great fear on the weekend. That pastry sweats would get me locked out.

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just a question . . . . did the mask smell like potato chips because Apple (TM) has a dossier on your likes and dislikes and personalise the mask to your dna or do they keep them and recycle to the next person and that just happened to be the last meal (in which case, eww)

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I like to think Tim knows me.

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The battery life on my mother's iPad Air finally became sufficiently annoying that she decided to spend some of my inheritance on a new one; I ordered everything online for her, and then she and Dad went to the Apple store to collect their new shiny. They went through the masking and temperature checking process like you did; mum took it in stride, as a retired registered nurse she's been masking up for decades, but Dad was amazed by the precautions at the Apple store just to spend 5 minutes picking up an online order (in the Independent Sovereign Nation of Westralia there was some public masking in the height of the pandemic, but as we've gotten closer to elimination in the state, it's dropped off).

At least they've been suitably impressed with the results of my online ordering skills (they now have a rose gold iPad with a pretty blue cover), and apart from the ordeal of getting masked up and temperature checked to get in the store, everything went wonderfully smoothly.

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That is a nice colour-combo. I always just go space grey on everything. I am the emo-sheeple of Apple fandom.

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Me three!

Although my shiny new space grey Apple watch does have a T̶A̶R̶D̶I̶S̶ Linen Blue sport band.

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ME TOO!!

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Also, I'm very jelly of WA. I fear we're gonna be overrun by infected New South Welshmen.

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Everyone I speak to is in vehement support of the hard border to the rest of the country, and even my die hard Liberal voting parents think Mark McGowan has done an amazing job in protecting WA. If the apocalypse hadn't already arrived then that would have triggered it for sure.

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