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Dave W's avatar

These people will discover tucking a hand under the belt next.

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Abe's avatar

Can self-massaging your foot with the remote control be a thing, next, please? Asking for a friend.

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Mat's avatar

As long as it's not my remote or one that I have use in the foreseeable future, then fill yer boots

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Elana Mitchell's avatar

Not only am I feeling old reading this, I'm suddenly developing an understanding of why men of a certain generation wave their fists at clouds and shout "get off my lawn".

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ivalley's avatar

Yeah, when I was a kid I'd sleep on the floor all the time. Cold winters the whole family'd sleep on the floor in front of the woodstove. These days, I need at least a pillow or balled up jacket. Neck support, ya know.

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Michael Barnes's avatar

"Next, my Hawaiian shirts will come back." - Keep waiting.

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Andrew Reilly's avatar

You know where Hawaiian shirts are popular at the moment, right? Circa 2021 anyway.

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Ashley's avatar

I did this a lot as a kid. Then in my early twenties I moved to Brisbane and lived in houses with plain wood floors. It's only been in the last few years living in houses with carpet in some of the rooms I've got back into this habit.

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insomniac's avatar

Someone has to be the first doing something to spark a comeback. Perhaps this time it's you.

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