13 Comments
User's avatar
Bill H's avatar

Likely it will be different for her.... likely better.... one generation plants the tree and the next gets the shade. But damn if this new bunch doesn’t like complaining about how the tree was planted

Expand full comment
John Birmingham's avatar

I think I'm gonna steal this, Bill.

Expand full comment
Bill H's avatar

I’d be honored.

Expand full comment
Therbs's avatar

I assume that you've been emphasising to her that your 'Felafel' works are purely fictional with no basis in reality.

It'd be really funny in the next house if she shares with an offspring of one of your ex housemates.

Expand full comment
John Birmingham's avatar

In Brisbane that is almost guaranteed to happen.

Expand full comment
Elana Mitchell's avatar

This might narrow the field of suspects down in the War at the very least.

Are the water bottles still in the sink?

Expand full comment
John Birmingham's avatar

No. They are in the fridge. Where I put them after filling them.

Expand full comment
Elana Mitchell's avatar

You... you CAVED?? John.... 😱

Expand full comment
John Birmingham's avatar

I did not. My wife decided this war was not worth fighting.

Expand full comment
insomniac's avatar

Have you considered if she is the guilty party?

Expand full comment
insomniac's avatar

So she'd rather move out than fill the water bottles ... or have you now narrowed your options as to the culprit?

Expand full comment
John Birmingham's avatar

The net tightens.

Expand full comment
Currently known as Simon's avatar

Don't let her read that sharehouse nightmare book by that Brisbane bloke, John SomethingorOther. I gave it to my son to read and he still hasn't left!!! I've hidden from Son No.2 and the daughter as I want them out ASAP.

Expand full comment