First lines of classic novels, if no one had childcare.
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Mrs. Dalloway
Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself, but when she tried to get her kid to put on pants he said that pants were scary and then screamed for 35 minutes so I guess, fine! No flowers!
They could have done one for the first sentence of Peter Pan.
“All children, except one, grow up.”
The Rebecca one is 😘