Nope, I've learned my lesson. I read the first line of this and stopped and will return to read the rest after I have eaten a tasty filling lunch/or dinner. I have been left feeling ravenous after reading your cooking stories
as I suspected reading this did indeed get my mouth salivating. It was interesting to read your experience of setting up the oven so it connected to the internet. A very complex process with a number of failure points to accomplish (cooking food) what as a civilization we have been doing for quite a while- successfully by all accounts. It reminds me of something from this months Smart Enough to Know better podcast. The use of keyless locks to drive cars, which the more sophisticated do not even require you to press a button to get in but if you just have the fob in your pocket. This has let to people spoofing the key remotely. this has lead to using Machine Learning to analyses the data on how you specifically approach the car to determine if it it you. All to accomplish the previously straightforward activity of inserting a key in a lock and turning. I'm not sure either of these activities are 'improvements' but they are certainly claimed as such.
Yep, I just have to put my hand into the door handle and it unlocks. Interestingly, ms insomniac can't do the same on the passenger side if I am standing on the driver's side. The range is quite limited.
Why did it take 45 minutes to connect to your wifi? Was the interface bad? Amazed it didn't simply have a WPS button. I mean fuck, if you're gonna put a wireless connection in an oven, you better make it fucking simple to connect to the internet.
"Open the oven bay doors, please, Neff"
"I'm sorry JB, I can't do that . . . . . . . Russians have hacked my interface and now its hot and steamy in here from all the porn spam"
I am worried your oven being hooked up to the internet means the Fancy Bears could steal your dinner. Damn those hackers.
Nope, I've learned my lesson. I read the first line of this and stopped and will return to read the rest after I have eaten a tasty filling lunch/or dinner. I have been left feeling ravenous after reading your cooking stories
Nope not this time.
Thank the old gods and the new that there were no pictures
Ok, there are a few problems. JB, I hope you triumph. I wouldn’t want you to have a naff Neff.
as I suspected reading this did indeed get my mouth salivating. It was interesting to read your experience of setting up the oven so it connected to the internet. A very complex process with a number of failure points to accomplish (cooking food) what as a civilization we have been doing for quite a while- successfully by all accounts. It reminds me of something from this months Smart Enough to Know better podcast. The use of keyless locks to drive cars, which the more sophisticated do not even require you to press a button to get in but if you just have the fob in your pocket. This has let to people spoofing the key remotely. this has lead to using Machine Learning to analyses the data on how you specifically approach the car to determine if it it you. All to accomplish the previously straightforward activity of inserting a key in a lock and turning. I'm not sure either of these activities are 'improvements' but they are certainly claimed as such.
Yep, I just have to put my hand into the door handle and it unlocks. Interestingly, ms insomniac can't do the same on the passenger side if I am standing on the driver's side. The range is quite limited.
Why did it take 45 minutes to connect to your wifi? Was the interface bad? Amazed it didn't simply have a WPS button. I mean fuck, if you're gonna put a wireless connection in an oven, you better make it fucking simple to connect to the internet.
Yeah, just a bad UI