Fall of the ramen empire.

I picked up a 4-pack of ramen noodles at the shop as a lazy writer stand-by meal. My attention was immediately captured by this Korean offering. It was promise of ‘spicey hot’ flaming chicken wot done it.

I even had some leftover spicy chicken thighs in the fridge I could chop up and add to it with a boiled egg so I wouldn’t have to feel like a sad bachelor failure.

I should have read the packet.

Did you read the packet?

The part where is says flaming chicken CARBONARA!?!

Because I didn’t.

And I have regrets.

And quite severe bowel cramps.