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I recall a kids book I once had where a kid overfed his goldfish and it grew to monstrous size....ah, found it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Fish_Out_of_Water_(book)

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Can't believe people are still carping on about this.

I'll see myself out

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I feel like there's a whole dystopian universe to be created about a giant man eating goldfish swimming around our drowned post climate apocalypse world a la Jaws vs Water World..

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jeezus - its like the goldfish version of Mr Creosote from Monty Python and the meaning of life: "oh go on sir, it is wafer thin"

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I can never understand the mindset of people who derive joy from killing creatures for pleasure. One aspect rarely mentioned is that the victim will never produce offspring, thus potentially very many more fish will not, themselves, spawn the next generation. The expression 'sport fisherman' belies the fact that the sport is considerably one-sided.

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A big fish … or a very small man???

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