ISTR JB mentioning a random and vaguely sinister cat that insisted on dogging* his dog walks, but he hasn't referred to it for a while. Maybe it's shapeshifted and now terrorises his bath-times. Unearthly screaming, garbled otherworldly chants, tentacles thrusting through the plughole, a-grope for human meat. That kind of thing.
Totally tracks that the elder gods would be cats. Who else would sleep for millennia?
ISTR JB mentioning a random and vaguely sinister cat that insisted on dogging* his dog walks, but he hasn't referred to it for a while. Maybe it's shapeshifted and now terrorises his bath-times. Unearthly screaming, garbled otherworldly chants, tentacles thrusting through the plughole, a-grope for human meat. That kind of thing.
*sorry.
Who's a pretty destroyer of worlds, then?
At least he's got a bell to give the birds fair warning...
Well humanity had a good run
Octopussy . Too obvious maybe
Thanks for putting this into my head.
Crikey!