I've had my noise-cancelling headphones on all day because there’s major demolition happening—both across the street and on the property behind us. It’s been a huge and constant racket.
But what really had me worried wasn’t the noise. It was Willow, one of our cats. She’s usually banging her head against my office door by lunchtime, demanding to be let in so she can sleep wherever the hell she wants—usually right on top of my keyboard. But today? Nothing.
As the demolition dragged on and got even louder, I started to get this sinking feeling that maybe she'd gone exploring in the house across the street this morning—and gotten trapped inside when they started tearing it down. By mid-afternoon, I’d pretty much convinced myself that’s exactly what had happened, and I was getting seriously upset.
But just a few minutes ago, I wrapped up work, went to check... and found her fast asleep on the bench in my gym.
I scooped her up and carried her upstairs for a special snack and a lie-down. I think she'll be staying indoors for a little while now.
Awww hi Willow!
The hilarious thing (and I use the term "hilarious" subjectively) about cats being creatures of rigid and unchanging routines is that it seems they will change those routines on a dime if it means fucking with you.
Willow: "Hmmmm... major demolition and disruption happening in two places... fuck the usual routine, I'm going to go sleep in a safe and obvious spot that the Primary Hooman won't think to look in, and see how long it takes him to freak out about my absence. Let's see how many treats and cuddles this will generate."
Congratulations Primary Hooman, when the evolution of opposable thumbs occurs and humans are rendered obsolete, Willow's spiritual descendants will remember you and keep you as a pet as a reward for your loyal service. 🫡
Glad to hear puss is safe and all is well…